“Last week, I told my wife, ‘I need a home improvement loan.’ She gave me a thousand dollars to move out.” | Rodney Dangerfield

The Earth Day Special: Rodney Dangerfield on The Dating Game | Rodney Dangerfield

“In my neighborhood there’s always problems. On my block there’s a beautiful children’s zoo. Last week four kids escaped.” | Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney twisting and shouting all the way back to school. 🎶 | Rodney Dangerfield