A luxury yacht gets crushed between a massive tanker and the pier… and the captain just stands there like it’s a parking ticket problem ⚓️🛥️ Metal screaming, fiberglass cracking, the whole yacht folding like a soda can — and when someone asks what happened, he deadpans: “I parked it in the wrong spot.” Then he pulls out a paper like, “Think I’ll get a fine?” #yacht #sea #harbor #disaster #ship