With props to Stephen Totilo at MTV, we present to you this pronunciation guide for the Eee PC, Asus’s two pound ultraportable Linux machine for midgets and the weak-armed. We even tell you how to ...

A-suh-ss? Ah-sue-ss? As-ses? Nope, all wrong. We've been informed by ASUS that its head honcho has recently set a new rule in an attempt to rid our frustration, so what used to be "Ah-seuss" is now "A ...